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World's Smallest Penis

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World's Smallest Penis

12.00

Do you have the world's smallest penis? 

Well...have we got a mug for you! This ceramic mug proudly declares 'World's smallest penis"

Less confident men hide their shame with cliches such as "It's the motion of the ocean" and "I'm a grower not a shower"  Not you. Nope you own it. 

We use 11oz white coffee mugs and heat press our sayings onto them using a process called sublimation. This basically means that the ink is infused into the mug and that you can microwave and wash it in the dishwasher and not have to worry about the ink ever disappearing!

We also allow you to pick whether or not you want the handle of your mug on the left or right side. Do you want to proudly show the world what the mug says, or should it be a more private giggle for yourself?

All our mugs are shipped via USPS priority mail and are packaged safely. 

We are happy to do custom mugs as well so reach out and let us know what you want to see!

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Do you have the world's smallest penis? 

Well...have we got a mug for you! This ceramic mug proudly declares 'World's smallest penis"

Less confident men hide their shame with cliches such as "It's the motion of the ocean" and "I'm a grower not a shower"  Not you. Nope you own it. 

We use 11oz white coffee mugs and heat press our sayings onto them using a process called sublimation. This basically means that the ink is infused into the mug and that you can microwave and wash it in the dishwasher and not have to worry about the ink ever disappearing!

We also allow you to pick whether or not you want the handle of your mug on the left or right side. Do you want to proudly show the world what the mug says, or should it be a more private giggle for yourself?

All our mugs are shipped via USPS priority mail and are packaged safely. 

We are happy to do custom mugs as well so reach out and let us know what you want to see!